ok ok ok so for my english (the class that I never talk in. ok I don't talk in any of my classes, but still) assignment, we always have a free choice journal part to do (I've had all week to do the assignment but I always leave it to the weekend and day it's due because idk what priorities are) and my teacher gives us links to a website with a ton of prompts and this was the one I chose for this week: Interview: Write a list of questions you have for someone you would like to interview, real or fictional.

AND THIS WAS WHAT I WROTE (I chose fictional, obviously)

1: How are you not dead?

2: Are you immortal?

3: what’s your world like?

4: What’s your favorite food?

5: How are you not dead?

6: Do you drink immortal juice to stop from dying?

7: What is the medical system like in your world?

8: Do you just not die to spite your enemies?

9: How are you not dead

10: You were supposed to die in like the first book but you’re still alive. How?

11: How many other people have died during the books?

12: How many weapons did you lose during the battles?

13: How are you not dead?

14: Does your world have books?

15: If so, are they about our world?

16: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD

AND I SUBMITTED THIS. WHAT HAVE I DONE.