Aspenray: *also a fended by Nathan because he is saying horse with wings are weird and she is also a horse with wings* "how dare you!! well you're not wrong we are weird but still how dare you!"
Nathan: Why are you retreating? *gasps* Is it the Prussians? *looks around furtively* Or the Brits? Or all of Europe? *jumps out of tree* Fall back! Fall back!
Nathan: *rantfull expression* The worst king that ever lived! The people of France were all starving and his wife told us to eat cake! But we were too poor to even afford cake! *wistful expression* My superior officer told me that when we got to Russia, there would be enough icing and frosting for everyone! And he was right, half my company froze to death!
Nathan Leroy: *Looks at Pegasheep and licks lips* Mutton! Iโm starving! I confiscate these sheep in the name of the Grande Armรฉe! *chases pegasheep with bayonet*
New PART!
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Nathan: *careful* A duel is how... two gentlemen resolve a disagreement.
(what'd I miss?)
Riverglade: *eyes narrow* "You will not take that strange sharp thiney out of whatever it's in" *FLares wings*
Nathan: Is your honor infringed? Must we duel? *hand hovers near saber at waist*
Aspenray: *also a fended by Nathan because he is saying horse with wings are weird and she is also a horse with wings* "how dare you!! well you're not wrong we are weird but still how dare you!"
Riverglade: "And your point is?"
RIverglade: "That dude is weird... does he good a clunck on the head?"
Me: "NO"
Riverglade: "YES"
Nathan: Why are you retreating? *gasps* Is it the Prussians? *looks around furtively* Or the Brits? Or all of Europe? *jumps out of tree* Fall back! Fall back!
Me: *ties up Riverglade's legs and wings* "YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE MISSY! YOU GOT US STUCK IN THIS POSITION, YOU ARE GOING TO STAY WITH US THROUGH IT!"
Riverglade:*kick* "UGHHHH I HATE YOU CREATOR"
Me: "And you point is....?"
Riverglade:
Me: Freeze, put it down...
Freeze: "Never!"
Fluffy: *hates life*
Me: *creeped out by Aspen's gif*
Riverglade: "This is stupid, Imma leave,"
CHarles: *watching Bonnie out of the corner of his eye*
Me:
Bonnie: NUH UH! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
Nathan: *pointing musket at Freeze* You heard them, Freeze. Drop it or face the wrath of France!
Dude: *Goes back to Amazon* "Let me rule your small company I also todaly do not want to take over the world."
Freeze: *breaks out of closet* "Guess who's back!"
Me: Freeze, where did you get that?
Freeze: "Get what?" *Karen hair disappears along with the 'apple launcher'*
Blue: *gurgles*
Bonnie: *snorts* What idiots.
Me: Excuse me?
Me: *squeaks and hugs Blue*
Charles:
(ughhhhhh, gtg :(
(WHY IS THAT GIF SO ACCURATE?!?!?!)
Charles: *blinks* "I am offended and slightly hurt right now."
Me: *laughing at Charles*
Bonnie: *narrows eyes* *battle mode*
Me:
Darling:
Freeze: "Wait what! He-" *Yelling turns into mumbles*
Me: What the heck just happened-
Grump: *arches neck* *puffs out chest* Darling mare, I think you look wonderful. *can barely see Freeze because of terrible eye sight*
Freeze: "Manager! Manager! Your employee was being horrible to me! They insulted my hair cut! I want a refund!!!!"
Me: For goodness sake Freeze-
Me: NUH UH. No violence! Blue, ya know what to do! *stretches out my wing*
Blue: *crawls down my wing* *face to face with Riverglade* *sticks out tongue and licks her muzzle*
Me: Wait, what? BLUE! THAT'S GROSS!
Grump: *pricks ears* *walks around impressively* I... *pauses dramatically* ...am the manger. *duck face*
Me: What? I'm so confuzzled.
Blue: *sits on my head and glares at everyone*
Me: I don't know- Freeze: "When is the manager going to get here???"
Me: What the heck is happening
Riverglade: *pins ears at Freeze* "What if I AM THE MANAGER?!?! whatever a manager is..."
Aspenray: Bรญ ciรบin!!
(OMGOSH I'm imagining Freeze with Karen hair and it is HILARIOUS)
Riverglade: *gives Freeze a weird look* "what kind of Landwalker hairstyle is THAT?"
Nathan: Oh no! The English are backward royalists who still have a king. Porque los espaรฑoles no tienen un rey hoy, asi que hablo la.
Nathan: *rantfull expression* The worst king that ever lived! The people of France were all starving and his wife told us to eat cake! But we were too poor to even afford cake! *wistful expression* My superior officer told me that when we got to Russia, there would be enough icing and frosting for everyone! And he was right, half my company froze to death!
Bunny: How dare you! Do not talk back to your instuctor!
Riverglade: *isn't sure what is happening but is just going with it* "How about both of you drop down and GO TO SLEEP!"
Freeze: "Why don't you drop and give me 100???"
Freeze: *throws apple at random creature*
Me: โSo we are now throwing apples? Great!โ *throws a apple at dude who just cam back.*
Nathan: Sacre Bleu! *climbs tree and shoots dried out apple cores at Riverglade* I only cuss in French! Anglos are inferior!
RIverglade: "You sound like a crazy person!" *flares wings and flies over the tree* "SPEAK ENGLISH DUDE"
Ashwind: "This is gonna end badly..."
Me: *sneaks over to Dude* "I don't think it's gonna be that easy...."
FLuffy: *flying around, still annoyed at existence*
Riverglade: "Should I go terrorize that strange man?"
Ashwind: "Probably no-" *gets cut off by Riverglade*
Riverglade: "IMMA DO IT" *pins ears and chases after Nathan*
Dude: *Jumps to amazon* "I would like to take over this company so I can take over the world."
Nathan: Merde! Itโs a dragon! I retreat-retreat-retreat! *waves handkerchief and runs into the trees*
Nathan Leroy: *Looks at Pegasheep and licks lips* Mutton! Iโm starving! I confiscate these sheep in the name of the Grande Armรฉe! *chases pegasheep with bayonet*
Darling: *grunts*
Charles: *snorts* "You should see the other creatures the crazie's running this thing came up with"
Fluffy: *flies over to them, chewing grass and annoyed at life*
Nathan Leroy: Merde, merde, merde! *tries to load musket but is too nervous to do it right* Itโs a talking hippogriff!
Me: ACK!
Sablestone: "Ummm, no thanks.... uh, IM GOOD" *flies away*