Me: "Why do I like to embarrass myself for all eternity?"

Everything else in the universe: *silence*

Me: -sighs- "FINE, let's just get this over with."

Everything else in the universe: *more silence*

Me: "Do I really have to do this?"

Riverglade: -wakes up from sleeping and wipes drool from face with wing- "What, are you talking to me?"

Me: "I DON'T KNOW!"

Riverglade: *silence*

Me: "All, right, lets just do this."

Riverglade: -is excited for me to embarrass myself-

Me: "PRESENTING, for the VERY FIRST TIME: My very first TGH drawings from February!!!"

Riverglade: -blinks-

Me: "and the crowd goes wild!!!!....?"

The crowd: *deafening silence*

Me: "All right, just show the drawings already and be done with it."

RIverglade: "With pleasure!" -conjures up drawings on a big projector screen thingey- "HERE THEY ARE!!!" :

Me: "heh... ummm... YIKES" -jumps into a wormhole and disappears-